Sean Connery, aka "Moldfinger"
First Appearance: Secret Agent Geek (August 19, 2000)
Not only is he one of the best actors in Hollywood, but he's also a criminal mastermind! Who would have thought?! When Nick and Ki discover that Fooker is really a secret agent, the trio are plunged into a world of mystery, mayhem, and downright silliness as they attempt to track down the nefarious "Moldfinger," who turns out to be Sean Connery, the legendary actor who first portrayed super-spy James Bond. Although our heroes escaped Moldfinger's death trap, the super villain is still at large, planning to conquer the world through subliminal messages hidden in his films. It is now confirmed that he is one of the founding members of C.R.U.D.E. (the Commune of Really Unscrupulous and Diabolical Evildoers), and for some reason harbors a personal grudge against our very own evil marketing chick. He led C.R.U.D.E.'s ground forces during the Battle of Manhattan (see Surreptitious Machinations, Chapter 8: Wars and Confrontations), but was forced to retreat. His current whereabouts are unknown, although it has been confirmed that he has retired from both acting and evil-doing and now only seeks the privacy of solitude.